PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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