how can u be prego again
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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