who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
