found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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