we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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