we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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