Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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