Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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