dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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