Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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