Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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