My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Mom said you looked used
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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