can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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