We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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