Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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