So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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