Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
