Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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