i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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