I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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