I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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