it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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