Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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