halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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