She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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