she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
its not stalking. its research.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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