we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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