Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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