I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Reggie can tackle my bush.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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