There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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