I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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