If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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