just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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