worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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