For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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