I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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