No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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