Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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