Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Randomize
