when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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