was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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