wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When are your genitals available?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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