I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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