Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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