Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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