well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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