I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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