is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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