That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The ass gains better be worth it
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