google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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