how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.