id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.