In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just had sex bonerless
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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