Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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