dude i'm inner monologue high
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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