Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
