that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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