Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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