Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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